This is a beautiful shitshow

Kinja'd!!! "Hot Takes Salesman" (normiesgetoffmyboardreeeeeeee)
03/12/2016 at 18:15 • Filed to: U mad bro

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And I’m gonna fucking milk all I can outta this shit

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DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Hot Takes Salesman
03/12/2016 at 18:49

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Then I’m a geek but not a double geek and George Asshole Lucas and Star Wars is not my source of wisdom.

One Miata to the first person who can parse this sentence.


Kinja'd!!! Jarrett - [BRZ Boi] > PS9
03/12/2016 at 19:57

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Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?


Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > PS9
03/12/2016 at 23:47

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I can't be arsed to parse


Kinja'd!!! That's gonna leave a mark! > PS9
03/13/2016 at 09:24

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“Then I’m a geek” - alright I have /do /like this thing. Sure, I’ll admit it.

“but not a double geek” - I’m not really a full blown geek like all those other Geek Geeks.

“and George Asshole Lucas” - Don’t want to admit it but George Lucas let me down because he did/ did not ____ (fill in blank) and I’m still pissed at him and that’s why he is an asshole.

“and Star Wars is not my source of wisdom” - actuality it is, he just realizes that citing (or got called out for citing) anything in or about Star Wars in relation to living ones’ life or life philosophy makes you sound like a geek or stupid.

The whole sentence in total sounds like he’s in denial.


Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > That's gonna leave a mark!
03/15/2016 at 21:24

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Seriously i left the usual jalop snark and he shat this out, it is beautiful